Oppo, will you Be Vegan?

"Zohaibman72" (zohaibman72) 06/11/2014 at 23:13 • Filed to: Prius, Hippies

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Saw this on the way to school yesterday

Forgetful > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:16

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If I were Bev Egan I would get that fixed.

Nibbles > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:17

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Where's Nope.avi when you need it

Bad Idea Hat > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:17

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It's the high holy priests/priestesses of vegan-ism/vegetariansim that piss me off. I try to eat as little meat as possible, but that doesn't mean I rub that in peoples' faces, or force my young children to adopt the same lifestyle.

Fuck those people. At least when the end times come we know they were grass fed.

Blondude > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:18

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Anyone who is vegan has simply never tasted bacon.

Or steak.

Or had a hamburger.

ttyymmnn > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:22

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I love animals, especially farm animals, eaten with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:22

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I thought I was a vegan once. I was eating a salad once and then I realized it had bacon in it and by bacon I mean the lettuce was made of bacon. I was eating a plate of bacon... I love bacon.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:24

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Be vegan? Not gunna happen. Cuz ribs

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:26

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Of course! Though I should probably add that meat and animal products are a staple of the gaucho vegan diet.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Nibbles 06/11/2014 at 23:28

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PatBateman > ttyymmnn 06/11/2014 at 23:30

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PatBateman > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:36

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My retort:

ETA: this is actually a license plate you can get in Texas.

Zohaibman72 > Nibbles 06/11/2014 at 23:37

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beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Bad Idea Hat 06/11/2014 at 23:38

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can you show me on the doll where the bad Vegan touched you?

Eat and let Eat I say.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:39

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Be Vega

Racescort666 > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:43

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Bad Idea Hat > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 06/11/2014 at 23:50

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Wat.

Nowhere. It's the people who are pushy, in your face assholes who I hate.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Zohaibman72 06/11/2014 at 23:54

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I have two friends who are Vegan and trying to go somewhere for lunch with them is a PITA. They don't push it on anyone at all, but geeze can we PLEASE go somewhere where they serve burgers AND salads.

Viggen > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 00:45

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I'm not vegan, I'm Viggen!

Svend > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 00:47

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No, be a Beefeater.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Bad Idea Hat 06/12/2014 at 01:03

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I agree, I went off bacon simply because of how much people try to force it on you. HAHA USE THIS BACON LUBE ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND ADD BACON TO EVERYTHING, WEAR THIS BACON TIE ON YOUR INTERVIEW TO THE BACON FACTORY WHILE RIDING YOUR HONDA CBR500 (THE B STANDS FOR BACON)

Simplify, then add beer > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 01:28

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ly2v8-Brian > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 01:56

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Hitler was one, or at the very least vegetarian. Therefore those people are likely evil. (I can into logical falacy)

ly2v8-Brian > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 01:57

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There it is.

Mike > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 02:52

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I really want to just blow by that Prius in a gas-guzzling, CO2-belching RX-8 while eating a strip of bacon.

Diesel > PatBateman 06/12/2014 at 09:12

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I think I did the same thing last night.... MMMM Helga~

Diesel > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 09:16

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I can't, pussy needs to be eaten.

PatBateman > Diesel 06/12/2014 at 10:35

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Careful. Keep going back every night and she knows that she has your wallet.

Diesel > PatBateman 06/12/2014 at 11:12

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I smell like Euro-trash. She likes F1 and has been around 'the ring'. Definitely should've proposed last night.

PatBateman > Diesel 06/12/2014 at 12:22

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STAHP GIVING HER MONEY. Take her out for a drink or ten.

Diesel > PatBateman 06/12/2014 at 12:50

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Yeah, that's the plan. I think I'm getting a special rate. It's buy 1 get 10 free everywhere, right?

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/12/2014 at 14:59

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Yeah I made two racks of em last sunday.

They were sooooooooooooooo good.

How's that song go again?

Racks on racks.

crowmolly > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 15:04

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Meh. I see no reason to be hostile. You can be proud of being vegan all you want. It's not for me and that's that.

I have had vegans over for dinner before and willingly made vegan stuff that they could eat and enjoy. Different pots, pans, and cooking utensils as well. The whole 9 yards. I respect their decision.

They were also made aware that I do not touch soy and at each meal at their house I require no fewer than 40 grams of protein.

They have far more trouble than I.

OPPOsaurus WRX > thebigbossyboss 06/12/2014 at 15:06

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Did you use the same sauce for both racks? When we do two (like in the pic) we get two sauces.

Roberto G. > Zohaibman72 06/12/2014 at 15:06

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The day the Atlantic Ocean's water turns into JD... that day I'll become vegan. Maybe.

thebigbossyboss > OPPOsaurus WRX 06/12/2014 at 15:08

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2 racks 1 sauce.

Reborn Pyrrhic > Zohaibman72 06/14/2014 at 09:56

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No can do. Too many tasty animals in the world. Feels good to be at the top of the food chain.